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Greetings Boys and Girls,

Welcome to a strange world of true tales. I'm sure you've all heard the tales from others about how their life is a soap opera. Well, I got news for or you, I do indeed live in true soap opera with a cast worthy of those on television. Think I'm joking? Read on, you'll see . . .

The stories below are all true, the names have not been changed to enrage the guilty and amuse the innocent.

 
Our Cast
Alan
Beverly
Carlos
Charlene
Frank
Glenn
Grace
Jennifer
Joe
John
Johnny
Lyle
Melody
Paris
Phil
Philip
Robin
Terri

True Stories
Vegas
There is a reason I don't like Vegas. Who can win with luck like mine.
Move Day, part 1
Its amazing the amount trouble moving can cause.
Move Day, Part 2
So much fun, so much trouble it couldn't all fit in one story
Crumpled
Yeah, right. Woman aren't bad drivers, expect when married to me.
Court Battles, Round 1
The joys of marriage, especially when she was previously married.
Court Battels, Round 2
You'd think once was enough, huh.
Petty
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
House Guest
Never, ever, let relatives come live with you.
Family Life
Its not all about her family.
Suzuki Samurai
Parachute pants, Oingo Boingo, Disney Blast to the Past, Flock Seagalls, Robotech. Ahh, the 1980's
Flat Tire
A normal thing like a flat tire is not formal for me.
The Auction Car
Caveat Emptor - buyer beware
It just sucks
Some days, some weekends, just really suck.
Frederick's
Did you ever wonder what its like to work for the famous Frederick's of Hollywood?
Piecrust Promises
Once upon a time there was this web developer . . .
Cascade
Every get the flu? Ever start a new job? Ever do both?
The Great House Adventure
Home ownership isn't a dream, its a nightmare.
Step Parent Blues
The worst thing you can be is a step parent